Dino and Stacy

IF IT WAS MY INAUGURATION
IF IT WAS MY INAUGURATION

It’s a safe bet.  I’ll never be President of The United States.  But in some crazy alternate universe where that couldve actually happened, the pomp and circumstance would’ve been a little different.  The way I see it, I’ve got the job so what not have some fun.

Like the clothes.  Everybody makes a fuss over what the First Lady was wearing.  What she wore at the swearing-in ceremony, then what she changed into for lunch and so forth and so on, while the President is pretty much in the same suit till the Balls at night.  No, not me.  I’d wear a nice suit for the swearing in.  Then maybe at lunch, I’d break out something a little more casual.  I don’t know…maybe a jacket with a turtle neck, or maybe really freak ’em out and go vintage with a leisure suit from the 70’s.

For the Inaugural Ball I’d of course go black tie, but as it was getting close to wrapping up, I’d change into some lounging pajamas and a smoking jacket and then make an announcement with a bourbon nightcap in hand- “Ok, people.  Party’s over.  Let’s wrap it up.  Got a country to run in the morning.  Don’t make me call the cops.  Kidding.  That’s what Secret Service is for.  Okay, then.  Thanks for coming.  The center pieces are up for grabs if anyone wants one on the way out.”  Of course, that statement would be a “wink and a nod” because anybody in my private circle would know that INAUGURAL POKER game was just moments away and that the night was far from over.  But like I said, I’ll probably never be President of The United States.  Too bad…you would’ve loved the hats.

Sponsored By

Ohio Mulch

Ohio-Mulch-sponsor-logo

Celebrating 30 years of satisfied customers!

Contact Dino & Stacy


Phone: 614-273-2658

Email: Mornings@sunny95.com.

News

in Lifestyle, National

Macy’s test stores to offer deals at ‘Backstage’ prices

Fresh
macys

The retailer will open the first of four "discount" stores this fall in NYC.

in Lifestyle

Amazon Prime members can stream in the sky

amazon

Amazon wants to give JetBlue passengers a new option for tuning out that crying baby or talkative seat neighbor.

in Entertainment

Have a question about ‘Star Wars?’ Now you can google it

starwars

The search engine has put information from the "Star Wars" universe into its Knowledge Graph, the first time for a fictional universe.

in Lifestyle

Can’t make it to McDonald’s? The golden arches will come to you

mcdonalds

In the Big Apple Mickey D's will come to you.

in Entertainment

‘Walking Dead’ star arrested

sethgilliam

Seth Gilliam was arrested on charges including speeding, reckless driving, and possession of drugs.