Dino and Stacy

Is your man a cheater if he drinks these beers?
Is your man a cheater if he drinks these beers?

I’m always fascinated by the new methods that are used to determine if we, as men, are cheaters. Now we have to justify the BEER we drink.

According to a new study, GUINNESS is the most popular beer with men who cheat. Followed by CORONA, PERONI, SAN MIGUEL and finally… good old BUDWEISER. Ridiculous. I usually enjoy a GUINNESS around St. Patricks Day, but its never made me go out there and say, “Cheat with me, I’m Irish.” I may have a CORONA during a Cinco De Mayo celebration, but it doesn’t cause me to seek out a “one-night-senorita.”

I am a fan of an old school beer. MILLER HIGH LIFE. And that’s the CHAMPAGNE OF BOTTLED BEER as the slogan says. Shouldn’t the “champagne of beer” be part of an illicit affair?” No. Unless you lie to your significant other about how many chicken wings you had with those High Lifes, in the sports bar you were at too long with your buddies, who were drinking… BUDWEISER.

The survey also found that men who WERE having affairs drank LESS alcohol than men who weren’t cheating. The theory being that drinking TOO much leads to mistakes and consequently getting caught cheating. No worries here. No one has ever accused me of drinking LESS.

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