Someone told the New York Daily News that ABC was “interested” in having Honey Boo Boo’s mother , MAMA JUNE compete on DANCING WITH THE STARS. A spokesperson for TLC which airs Honey Boo Boo says the rumor is false.
Too bad. Don’t get me wrong, though. I’m not a fan of the show, but I like the idea of more reality stars being on a reality competition show. In fact I think ABC should consider an “all reality show” cast from top to bottom.
Start with MAMA JUNE. Add the brothers on DUCK DYNASTY. How about “Chumley” from PAWN STARS. Of course you’re going to need a girl from AMISH MAFIA. Ooo, throw in a HOARDER from A&E. Somebody from HILLBILLY HAND FISHING. A MOONSHINER. Let’s see if DANCING WITH THE STARS can tame one of those wild, wonderful West Virginia girls from MTV’S BUCKWILD. Toss in a crazy lady from MOB WIVES. Oh, and FLO from thoe PROGRESSIVE INSURANCE commercials. I realize its not a reality show, but there’s been so many of them its starting to feel that way.
The only problem I forsee is this: that tacky Mirror Ball Trophy might get lost in the shuffle of decor no matter WHO wins it, but thats of little concern when you look at the big picture. So…you’re welcome ABC. Let the casting begin!