Dino and Stacy

You just might be part of the “Perfect Man” club
You just might be part of the “Perfect Man” club

Apparently the things we as men thought were unattractive to women ARE NOT so disgusting after all. This being said, gentlemen you may now qualify as being THE PERFECT MAN if you can sign off on the following:

  • A hairy chest. Never took the time to man groom? Don’t. They enjoy your meadow of manliness.
  • Scruffy facial hair. Keep the blade to face at a minimum. Maybe shave for mom visits.
  • No huge muscles. No need to put bullets in those guns, fellas. Just try and be a little stronger than the woman you are seeing.
  • Nerdiness. That long discussion you had about Batman vs. Superman. Apparently its foreplay now.
  • And a little bit of gut. I said a LITTLE bit. Not having a “six pack” might be okay. Toting around a pony keg of a stomach might come into question.

Okay. Now take your new found sexiness and get out there, boys. We don’t get a lot of opportunities to celebrate being average.

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