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Yo Ho! 19 Celebrities Who Look Like Pirates!

Yo Ho! 19 Celebrities Who Look Like Pirates!

Ahoy, landlubbers! September 19th is International Talk Like a Pirate Day and, in honor of this illustrious event, we’ve gathered the 19 celebrities we think look more than a little like pirates! You know we’re right…

1. Prince

Did pirates wear purple?

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2. Adam Lambert

Yikes! Are those doubloons on your pirate chain, Adam?

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3. Steven Tyler

This one’s got more jewelry than One Eyed Willy!

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4. Slash

Typically wears a top hat. It’s like Abraham Lincoln and a pirate had a baby…

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5. Russell Brand

Scourge of the 7 seas? You’ll have to ask Katy Perry.

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6. Yanni

Greek composer pirate, anyone?

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7. David Bowie

Maybe more of a swashbuckler of sorts? Or a “Pirate from Mars?” Looks less like a pirate these days.

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8. Slick Rick

No need to pinch yourself, this is real and you’re welcome.

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9. Nicki Minaj

She’s definitely got the booty!

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10. Lil Wayne

Captain weezy, I presume…

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11. Rob Zombie

Certainly Rob would be at home making someone walk the plank…

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12. Orlando Bloom

Ok, so he played a pirate in a famous movie about pirates. But you know he is just a hook hand away from being a pirate in real life.

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13. Lil Jon

He even drinks from a goblet! A jewel-encrusted goblet! It’s probably not filled with grog, though.

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14. Lenny Kravitz

AAAAAR you gonna go his way?

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15. Kristen Stewart

One of the very few females who inherently look like a pirate… Doesn’t she usually wear giant hoop earrings? Naturally.

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16. Keith Richards

Old enough to have starred in Robinson Crusoe!

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17. Johnny Depp

Again, he very famously played a pirate, but he’d be right at home in Davey Jones’ locker, for sure.

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18. Iggy Pop

AAAAAAR!

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19. Dog the Bounty Hunter

Except for the fact pirates don’t wear sunglasses, this guy is a perfect fit!

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