Ahoy, landlubbers! September 19th is International Talk Like a Pirate Day and, in honor of this illustrious event, we’ve gathered the 19 celebrities we think look more than a little like pirates! You know we’re right…
Did pirates wear purple?
2. Adam Lambert
Yikes! Are those doubloons on your pirate chain, Adam?
3. Steven Tyler
This one’s got more jewelry than One Eyed Willy!
Typically wears a top hat. It’s like Abraham Lincoln and a pirate had a baby…
5. Russell Brand
Scourge of the 7 seas? You’ll have to ask Katy Perry.
Greek composer pirate, anyone?
7. David Bowie
Maybe more of a swashbuckler of sorts? Or a “Pirate from Mars?” Looks less like a pirate these days.
8. Slick Rick
No need to pinch yourself, this is real and you’re welcome.
9. Nicki Minaj
She’s definitely got the booty!
10. Lil Wayne
Captain weezy, I presume…
11. Rob Zombie
Certainly Rob would be at home making someone walk the plank…
12. Orlando Bloom
Ok, so he played a pirate in a famous movie about pirates. But you know he is just a hook hand away from being a pirate in real life.
13. Lil Jon
He even drinks from a goblet! A jewel-encrusted goblet! It’s probably not filled with grog, though.
14. Lenny Kravitz
AAAAAR you gonna go his way?
15. Kristen Stewart
One of the very few females who inherently look like a pirate… Doesn’t she usually wear giant hoop earrings? Naturally.
16. Keith Richards
Old enough to have starred in Robinson Crusoe!
17. Johnny Depp
Again, he very famously played a pirate, but he’d be right at home in Davey Jones’ locker, for sure.
18. Iggy Pop
19. Dog the Bounty Hunter
Except for the fact pirates don’t wear sunglasses, this guy is a perfect fit!